Angelina has the lips, Jessica Simpson has the boobs and Cameron Diaz has the legs. Yet no one has mastered body-part marketing like Beyonce. This woman's ass has its own empire. You may not control the world with your backside, but you can shake it with the best of them anyway. Follow these steps to be an ass-shaking diva in your own home.
Difficulty: Moderately Easy
Instructions- Be clear about your goal. Don't confuse shaking your ass like Beyonce with having an ass like Beyonce. They are not the same thing. Though a perfect butt would be a lovely bonus, it is not necessary for the dance.
- Dress the part. Wear something that puts your ass on display and allows you to move freely. Daisy Duke had the right idea.
- Choose your song. Obviously, you'll need something up-tempo. You can't shake your ass like Beyonce to easy listening. Ms. Knowles' "Crazy in Love" is a perfect choice.
- Stand in front of a mirror. Ass shaking is no fun if you can't watch. It's also good to know exactly what you'll look like if you're brave enough to do this dance in public.
- Feel the music. Allow the beat to pulsate through your body until your instincts take over. If you don't have natural rhythm, don't worry. Ass shaking can be done without it.
- Assume the position. Bend your knees without locking them. Arch your back. Raise your arms above your head, and stick your ass out.
- Gyrate. Wiggle your ass from side to side. Bounce it up and down. Speed up, then slow it down and repeat. Say to yourself, "I am bootylicious."
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